If a crime is committed in Brentwood, and Officer Phil isn't there to take notes, is it a crime?
That's what we asked ourselves when we got Senior Lead Officer Phillip Enbody's weekly crime report Wednesday, a day later than usual because Enbody was out sick.
Almost no crime. Here. Look for yourself.LAPD's Brentwood Crime Report Sunday, March 13 through Saturday, March 19 # When Where What Grand Theft Auto X Robbery X Burglary/Theft from Automobile X Assault With A Deadly Weapon X Burglary 1 03/17/11 1240 hrs 3600 Mandeville Cyn Unlocked window Unk property taken Suspect: Male Black Brn 601 200 lbs 30 yrs Suspect Vehicle: 05-11 Mercedes 4dr Black Theft 1 03/13/11 1600 hrs 11700 Montana Ave Bicycle taken from garage 2 03/14/11 1500 hrs 11800 Wilshire Blvd Purse taken from parking lot 3 03/18/11 0430 hrs 11600 Chenault St Keys taken from door knob 4 03/19/11 2000 hrs
900 N. Kenter Ave Ring taken from bathroom Vandalism 1 03/13/11 1200 hrs 700 Teakwood Dr Damaged fence Battery X Sex Crimes X