Crime Is On Our Side As Stats Show Quiet Week

How slow was it?

Crime was so slow in Brentwood last week that Sr. Lead Officer , who sends out the weekly emailed crime stats, couldn't make it to the  Tuesday night meeting to discuss policing in the area–and get this–it was fine with everyone there.

He did send out his crime report, however:

LAPD's Brentwood Crime Report Sunday, April 24 through Saturday, April 30 # When Where What Robbery X Grand Theft Auto X Burglary/Theft from Automobile 1 04/29/11 1700 hrs 1000 Westgate Ave Smashed window, GPS taken 2 04/27/11 2000 hrs 11900 Sunset Blvd Smashed window, cash and wallet taken  Assault With A Deadly Weapon X Burglary 1 04/26/11 2300 hrs 11700 Mayfield Ave Prowler looking in window. Suspect: Male Hisp Blk 40 yrs Short bushy hair 2 04/29/11 1230 hrs 1000 N. Bundy Dr Smashed bathroom window. Safe, jewelry and cash taken Theft 1 04/24/11 0930 hrs 11900 Mayfield Ave Bicycle taken parking area 2 04/24/11 1700 hrs 11700 Montana Ave Bicycle taken from underground parking area 3 04/29/11 1330 hrs 1200 Getty Center Drive Cash, wallet, and iPhone taken Vandalism 1 04/24/11 2100 hrs 700 Moreno Ave Smashed vehicle window 2 04/27/11 1700 hrs 11600 Chenault St Jammed gears of vehicle Battery 1 04/24/11 1515 hrs 500 Burlingame Ave Suspect struck victim. Suspect ID 2 04/27/11 0730 hrs 2300 Canyonback Rd Suspect struck victim. Suspect ID Sex Crimes X If you see anything that you feel is suspicious, but not an emergency, go to www.alertcommunity.com which allows citizens to document suspicious activity quickly, easily, and anonymously. The database can be accessed only by the Los Angeles Police Department.