Woman Gives Birth in Bathroom of Subway Restaurant: A woman in Nevada has given birth to a healthy baby boy in the bathroom of a Subway restaurant. The mother apparently misunderstood the “we deliver” sign posted in the window.
Australian M.P. Sexts Penis Pic: The Courier-Mail reports that Peter Downing, chairman of the Queensland Parliament’s ethics committee, has stepped down after he was caught sexting a picture of his penis “plonked in a glass of red wine” to his mistress of two years. Must have been a glass of penis noir.
Missing Man's Body Found in Girlfriend's Freezer: Police have found the body of a Ventura, California man who has been missing for more than two years in a freezer in his girlfriend's storage unit. Under the circumstances, I suspect that its gonna take some time for their relationship to thaw.
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Study Says Boomers Unhappy About Sex: A new study revealed that baby boomers are the group who are most unhappy about their sex lives. No kidding! That’s because for the most part, they’re pretty much stuck having sex with fifty and sixty-year-olds.
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Marijuana Use Stable While Support For Legalization Grows: Support for legalizing marijuana for recreational and medical use is growing nationwide, but a recent Gallup survey found that this shift hasn't correlated with an increase in reported use of the drug. I have always maintained that the recreational use of marijuana is something that should remain between you and Frito-Lay Corporation.
Brigham Young Voted Country’s Top Sober School: Brigham Young University has just been named the top sober school in America for the 16th year in a row. Brigham Young is probably the only school where when students talk about “doing shots,” they’re talking about going to the rifle range.
Death Row Inmate Hangs Himself: An Ohio man on death row was found hanged in his cell, just three days before he was scheduled to be executed. Apparently he was all that enthusiastic about the last meal menu options.
New Wetsuits Confuse and Repel Sharks: An Australian company has come out with a line of wetsuit designs with a “zebra-looking pattern” that make the wearer look undesirable to the sharks. Unfortunately, once back onshore, you’re likely to be chased down and eaten by a lion.
