Blog | Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex

Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex:  Its being reported that a woman in South Africa was attacked and killed by a lion while having sex with her boyfriend in a secluded spot out in the bush.  South African officials say the lion was probably a sexual predator.

Cardinals Electing New Pope:  When the cardinals are done selecting a new Pope, smoke appears up the chimney with white smoke signaling they have a new Pope and black smoke meaning they have not reached yet a decision.  And if the smoke happens to have the smell sweet of pot, they’ve most likely elected Father Guido Sarducci. 

Bumble Bee Recalling 5-Ounce Canned Tuna:  Bumble Bee Foods announced that they are recalling some of its 5-ounce canned tuna because the seals on the cans may not be tight enough, which could allow the Bumble Bee tuna to spoil.  Meanwhile, people are calling the person who sealed those cans a “bumbling idiot.”

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Study Shows Plants Use Caffeine to Lure Bees:  New research has found that caffeine-laced nectar enhances the learning process for bees, so that they are more likely to return to those flowers.  So that explains why bees are always “buzzing” around so much.

Rihanna Postpones Concert in Boston:  A spokesperson for pop star Rihanna says she has been forced to cancel her concert in Boston after she contracted laryngitis.  Better off getting tickets for a Britney Spears concert.  If she got laryngitis, how would anyone know the difference?

Honey Bee Attack Lands 44 Kids in Hospital:  As 80 South African children stood waiting for their bus after a visit to a bunny park, a swarm of honey bees appeared out of nowhere and began attacking them, sending 44 of the children to the hospital.  Witnesses say there’s no other way to describe it other than a classic “sting operation.”

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