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Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage

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Justin Bieber Vomits On Stage:  Pop star Justin Bieber had to leave the stage twice after vomiting during the first concert of his "Believe" tour in Arizona.  Who says rich pop stars can’t relate to their audiences?

Oregon Farmer Eaten By His Hogs:  Oregon authorities are investigating exactly what happened a farmer who had set out to feed his animals, never returned and was found eaten by his hogs.  Authorities say it appears that the hogs just made pigs of themselves.

Gay History Museum Opens:  The city of San Francisco is celebrating the opening of the nation’s first “gay history museum.”  I have no idea what the museum will have in it, but you can pretty much assume the place will be well decorated.

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Family Discovers New Home Was a Meth Lab:  A  young family bought a house for what they thought was a bargain in Klamath Falls, Ore, only to have everyone come down with mystery illnesses before learning that the property was a former meth lab.  Fortunately, the family was lucky enough to find a buyer who plans to use the property for “speed dating” get-togethers.

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Doctors Grow New Ear on Woman’s Arm:  After a woman lost her ear to disease, doctors have successfully replaced it with one they grew beneath her forearm.  And while the ear looks great, she is unable to hear anything at more than an arm’s length away.

Schwarzenegger Admits to Another Affair:  Arnold Schwarzenegger admits that not only did he cheat on Maria Shriver while the two were married, but he also cheated back when they were still dating and living together with his Red Sonja co-star Brigitte Nielsen when the two did that film together.  Apparently “iron” wasn’t the only thing Arnold was pumping back in those days.

Alaska Woman Falls Off Cliff Texting:  Emergency responders in Kodiak say they had to overcome the challenges of a cliff as well as an incoming tide to rescue a woman who fell 60 feet onto rocks while texting.  Emergency workers say the woman will most likely not be charged for rescue efforts because she had signed up for the “unlimited rescues plan.”

Little People Passed Over for Film:  The Little People Association of America is accusing the producers of the movie Snow White and the Huntsman of passing over little people and using normal-sized actors to play dwarfs in the film.  The studio claims they wanted to hire little people for those roles, but found they were in short supply.

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Gov Brown Approves Driverless Cars for Calif:  Gov. Jerry Brown rode to Google headquarters in a self-driving Toyota Prius before signing legislation that will pave the way for driverless cars in California.  Advocates claim this technology is crucial if we’re ever to have texting while driving again.

Inventor of the Teleprompter Dies:  Hurbert Scholarly, the inventor of the teleprompter, has died at age 91.  Friends and family say they are having difficulty finding words to express their grief.

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